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theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.
Sep 2, 2014 / 136,591 notes

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

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Sep 2, 2014 / 286,061 notes

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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Sep 2, 2014 / 463,011 notes

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

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Sep 2, 2014 / 248,944 notes

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing
Sep 2, 2014 / 152,312 notes

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

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Sep 2, 2014 / 276,890 notes

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

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Sep 2, 2014 / 276,890 notes

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

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zodiacbrain:

MORE OF ZODIAC SIGNS FACT are coming here
zodiac sign fun fact
Sep 2, 2014 / 211 notes
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Sep 2, 2014 / 308,219 notes

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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Sep 2, 2014 / 11,747 notes

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wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr
Sep 2, 2014 / 633,249 notes

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

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Sep 2, 2014 / 203,318 notes

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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Sep 2, 2014 / 659,082 notes

Things that say a lot about people:

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • how they treat their parents 

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Sep 2, 2014 / 505,624 notes

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

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Sep 2, 2014 / 639,999 notes

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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